Sleeping in Class

This is me venting about how I can't stay awake in my Early American Literature class. LOL! I can't even believe I'm putting this up on here but one of my friend's suggested it and that it's really funny. Hope you get a good laugh out of it!

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How can someone so sweet be so boring? Maybe it's the subject--or is it the fact that I'm so sleepy because of work and fasting? I'm writing this for the specific reason of staying awake and not embarassing myself. How can people NOT be sleeping??? She teaches exactly like Paul Hagood!! *Sigh*...I'm so tired.

Oh my GOSH!!! There are so many people annoying me today--especially the one sitting in front of me! He looks like a bum--fat, glasses, scruffy, hairy, gross, and talks like a dumb person. He's one of the biggest crunchers--seriously! I CAN'T STAND HIM!!!! Does he have to eat chips so loudly? Plus the guy behind me started eating something crunchy too. ANNOYING!!!!!!

I'm seriously not even listening to this discussion we're having in the class anymore. Fifteen more minutes left. I wish it would go fast. LOL!!!! The guy in front of me--whenever he laughs---he starts coughing. I bet he's a smoker. When he did that just now I almost laughed out loud. It was THAT funny. Ten minutes---YES!!!

I want to go home and sleep. *Sigh*...I wish I had a cell or something so that I could text Maryam. LOL, I'm even thinking about showing this to her---how sad! The BUM is hack-cackling again. LOL. I'm bored. Not to self-->remember to start writing "My Life As a Kitchen Assistant" as soon as I can. Argh!!! I still have to read so much!!! Especially for both of my art classes. FIVE MINUTES!!!!!! Okay, I'm going to start packing---talk (or maybe write) to myself later. Bye bye! :)